officialunitedstates:

latticearchive:

officialunitedstates:

wondering if i will sneeze today

keep us posted

no.  its none of your business

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rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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avengersonna:

k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

When it rains you have to put plastic bags on them

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apatheticghost:

shirts that get tight around the armpit

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor)

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial)

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latenightalaska:

I’m playing cards against humanity with my family and

71,388 notes

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(Source: j6)

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